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Violet Ramsey died in her sleep surrounded by her remarkable collection of Barbie dolls. Miss Ramsey's career began as a Santa's helper on the 1960s hit, Queen for a Day. When the show was cancelled, Violet went on to teach women how to showcase items advertised on television. Her credits included Let's Make a Deal and The Price is Right. "It's all about standing straight, smiling, and caressing the product with hand flourishes."

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