Mr. Artie Csonka emigrated from Hungary in the 1950s. Upon arriving in New York City, he immediately went to a restaurant and ordered a Coca Cola. Much to his shock, it was the foulest drink he had ever tasted. After that disappointment, he became a traveling magician, The Hat Man, specializing in chapeaugraphy, where he would manipulate felt hats and portray immigrant characters. His most loved, Ziggy Datz, "from somevhere over dere."
KiKi Palmer passed over to greener pastures where buffalo roam and deer and antelope play. Ironic since she hated the outdoors. KiKi is survived by her brother, Arthur, who came to her home every Sunday for the past forty years to enjoy a Manhattan. They usually ordered a pizza. Neither brother nor sister had married. According to KiKi, marriage was archaic. Two bull dogs, Sweet Pea and Cornelius, are available for adoption at the K-9 Rescue.