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Herman Johnson floated into the state of Nirvana on Saturday. Forty years ago, Mr. Johnson, left the family multi-million-dollar business, to pursue a life of enlightenment in Eureka, California. Mr. Johnson was well known in town as a herbalist, musician, and Reiki master. He often preached on street corners for change. In later years, he lamented he should have moved to Belize. "That place has wild energy."

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Obits 4 Fun

Herman Johnson floated into the state of Nirvana on Saturday. Forty
years ago, Mr. Johnson, left the family multi-million dollar business,
to pursue a life of enlightenment in Eureka, California. Mr. Johnson
was well known in town as a herbalist, musician, and Reiki master. He
often preached on street corners for change, of the spiritual and
physical variety. In later years, he lamented he should have moved
to Belize. "That place has wild energy."