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Ruby Slippers (nee Nia Goldman) passed into spirit when Taurus was in retrograde Mars. Ruby, known for her tireless support of the arts, started out in humble beginnings as a caged Go-Go dancer. From performance artist to professional party It girl, friends say her wit, charm, and remarkable networking skills, could have elected her President. In a recent interview, Ms. Slippers commented, "My only talent is remembering people's names."

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