"Fashion icon, Jasmine Dupont (nee Jablonski), died as she had
lived, in dramatic style. It was reported Mrs. Dupont tripped on a hand-painted
silk caftan and fell down a marble staircase. On the day of her passing, Mrs.
Dupont was quoted as saying "American women are oinkers. British woman
should be kenneled. And the French...don't get me started." Mrs. Dupont's
response from the certain backlash will be missed. Adieu ma douce."
KiKi Palmer passed over to greener pastures where buffalo roam and deer and antelope play. Ironic since she hated the outdoors. KiKi is survived by her brother, Arthur, who came to her home every Sunday for the past forty years to enjoy a Manhattan. They usually ordered a pizza. Neither brother nor sister had married. According to KiKi, marriage was archaic. Two bull dogs, Sweet Pea and Cornelius, are available for adoption at the K-9 Rescue.
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